I chose this name in honor of my friend Landon, whom honestly beleives someday he will be the worlds ruler and create an army of superhuman soldiars with crazy ass powers. My exact reply to this idea/suggestion that he would be able to do anything like this was "You are the most Ignorant person I know." His reply? "Thank you, thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
So, that is the story of my username, its more of a joke then an actual username, in hopes that one day Landon will see my username on here and continue on with his freakish way of life.
I found this place by complete accident, I was bored, drunk, and maybe a little bit unsatisfied with my ways of life. This in turn caused me to get on the computer, and search drunkly for something to do. In truth, I am still drunk as I am typing this, wich may or may not be a good thing for me.
I've never roleplayed on a website in my life. Instead, I've been table topping for quite a while - and writing short stories mostly - with my friends. I'm also somewhat of a drama buff/literature major who plans on becoming either an actress or an author. My fall back job is the lowley position of a fifty year old lady with a million cats living off of stale milk and a sugar daddies money. Yes, I am that pathetic.
When I came to this site I was under the influence, still am, and still will be until thursday morning rolls around and then I'll be on my merry way to campus where I will enroll in yet another class that I can hardly keep up with. Yay. So, what I am looking for is a home of a sorts, this is the most advanced roleplaying site I have ever seen, and I like it quite a bit. Much better then Tabletop.
I'm interested in original roleplays, mostly traditional supernatural.
Meaning, the werewolves are more wolf-man then actual wolf. And the vampires are bloodthirsty creatures who can't walk in the sun.
I'm most of the time interested in witches, I find them very fascinating. As well as I like a lot of Roleplays that have old cultures mixed in.
I wont do fandoms.
I wallow in self pity until I drink myself silly then attempt to get through college. As you can tell I am dripping with sarcasm and hatred for many things, and I am not the easiest to get along with. Dont get me wrong, I'm not mean per se, but that doesnt mean I sugarcoat things and lie. If I find something distasteful I will clearly state it in a calm and collective way. My constructive critisizm will not be mean, it will be truthful, and be meaningful, but never will I say something that will start an argument on purpous.
Actually, getting along with me over the internet may be much easier then in person. Aside from the fact that I'm nearly always wasted, I am also blatantly emotionless. Probably because of all the bullshit I've had to take for being blind in one eye and deaf in both ears - all because my mother was a skank who screwed for money.
Navigating away from my sudden self-pity rant! I'm sure none of you care about my mother, I know I dont!
Ahem, anyways, I digress.
I guess you can say I'm amazing at Acting, funny since I cant see out of my left eye - wich makes driving very difficult- and I'm deaf - good thing I was tought young to read lips! I'm a quick learner, I commit things to memory and do not forget them. Though my sharp tongue and ability to spew out twenty four insults in two seconds doesnt help me very much.
In fact, its gotten me beaten to hell a few times because of it. Oh well, my problem.
I dont know anyone here, I s'pose I can make friends if they arn't immediatly scared away by this introduction.
Peace~
Le Monde Dans Mes Mains
P.S. Dont take anything I say to heart, I tend to ramble, complain, and I am probably very infuriating.
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